Dr Killpatient is not a real Doctor. He could have been, he just never bothered. If you are feeling unwell, seek proper medical advice! This twat can’t help you.

The benefits of isolation is creativity and self observation. How do you cope with not leaving your home in this time of chaos? Join in this mantra and look inside: Wah Tapu Siam

The Doctor with more medical stories from the surgery

Hopefully this song will put a smile on your face. If you have lost someone to this virus, it probably won’t so I don’t recommend you play it. If you are my neighbour, did I leave my glasses next to the bed? Stay Safe, Bishop x

The Free United Church of the Karoo has choir practice.